BBC Sport – London 2012: Team GB ‘should avoid handshakes’ at Olympics:
“Keep away from me! Don’t shake my hand you germ-ridden foreigner! I want to WIN!”
Opponent: “But you’re British aren’t you?
“Yes.”
Opponent: “Well, what about tradition?”
“Well, yes, I suppose the handshake is rather a tradition of ours.”
Opponent: “No, I meant losing.”
Opponent: “But you’re British aren’t you?
“Yes.”
Opponent: “Well, what about tradition?”
“Well, yes, I suppose the handshake is rather a tradition of ours.”
Opponent: “No, I meant losing.”
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